The story is not sci-fi Shakespeare, but it is at least a fun buddy cop show. Titanfall 2’s campaign was short, sweet and full of hot man-on-mech action. If you cannot bound several miles across an abstract landmass, do you even qualify as a mech? No, says the Leap Mech, you are just a big microwave with legs. This leaping botboy puts a dent in his own armour in the process, but such is the price of a really good stomp. It hops across the tiled map, clearing buildings, mountains, rivers and its own team mates to land next to its giant insectoid foes, pushing them aside with a damaging slam. The Leap Mech in this tactical game of kaiju chess is a masochistic megaflea. There is no greater stomp than the sky stomp.

But are they are all good at squashing? Leap Mech - Into The Breach The heaviest, most murderous machines we know and trust with our frail human bods. Here is a list of the 9 stompiest mechs in PC games. But would it not bring greater valour, greater unity, greater enlightenment, if those same 65-ton brogues were used … to dance! Yes, it is very noble to slam your big steel shoes upon a separatist’s bedroom, and to laser him in the head.

That is the lesson we must learn from the futuristic prophecies of the MechWarrior games. Is there something you think doesn’t deserve to be on this list? Comment with your reasons why, and next week it may be taken off. One Off The List is our weekly list feature.

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